Tightie whities

Super soft and comfortable white briefs commonly worn by boys and men if they love them so much. If you’re going to high school, don’t wear them and if you do, don’t get caught wearing them. You can and will get more than you bargained for. If you get caught wearing them, the following can happen: -Wedgies (regular, extremely painful massive, hanging and atomic) -Swirlies -Being pantsed (sometimes in front of your crush and her friends) -Having your clothes taken and being forced to run around the school in your tighty whities while everyone records you on their phones so they can put it on their Snapchat story. So wear boxers while going to high school or wear tighty whities if you’re okay with that the following list^^^